People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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