i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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