her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
