Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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