Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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