That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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