she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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