Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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