I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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