im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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