Note to Self: No matter how horny, turned on or in the moment you are, never go down on your gf after she had soccer practice.
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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