Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
