Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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