I wannas sexs uuuuu
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Randomize
