Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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