I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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