we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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