I hope mine doesn't look like that
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
