I can't watch pbs sober anymore
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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