so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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