And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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