I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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