grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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