Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
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