omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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