Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My liver is preforming stress tests.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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