i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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