Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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