He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
I have aggressive nipples.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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