Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
Randomize
