im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Randomize
