so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
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