Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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