How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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