So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
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