I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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