It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
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