I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
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