Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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