At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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