But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
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