My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
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