i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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