My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Randomize
