Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Randomize
