I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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