I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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