Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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