I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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