Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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