please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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